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Employee Lost Like Sailor In Maelstrom After HR Fails To Send Out Quarterly Company Update
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If those quarterly updates had something useful to say in them, we might be bothered to read them ;)
They got to know that nobody reads them
Somebody does. Some Milton somewhere in the company will complain vehemently if anything is wrong and will possibly die if it doesn't show up.
Multiple times in my corpo experience I've assumed everyone ignored this sort of internal communique and have had people look at me as if I was skipping a message from God.
Ahh the bootlicker... That guy is always making every body's life shitter.
Great point!