Glastonbury Festival

For this, Elton is my spirit animal.
Imagine enjoying the chaos of Glasto, knowing you can snap your finders and be back to Berkshire in less time than it takes to get a pizza delivered.

BBC iplayer: 9pm for Elton, 9:45pm for the QOTSA. I saw em this week, pretty great set although its got to be a little shorter.

While some people have been digging “Great Escape-style” tunnels, others have been using grappling hooks to enter the festival without paying.

According to The Times, some people pitched tents against barriers on the ground to hide tunnels they dug underneath to get their friends in.

That's an impressive amount of effort but I think I'd rather just pay for a ticket.

If only Axel could still sing, but sadly he can’t

Followed them for many years, what has happened to this once great band? Turners gone all tony clifton, the band have all put on 20lbs and hes doing weird shit with his voice the entire time.

I'm not their biggest fan but, by this point, they have everything nailed down and with a back catalogue of bangers, they were always going to deliver.

Review by The Guardian.